I was starving.
I got diarrhea.
間抜けだったわ。
I was an idiot.
I got a blister.
あくびをした。
I yawned.
I got a rash.
I vomited.
I sneezed.
ネズミでした。
It was a mouse.
I was a jerk.
I was a jackass.
I vomited.
I was unprepared.
I got a rash.
I added furigana.
I was shallow.
That was double-dutch to me.