英和和英

語源

Apocopic form of choda. Doublet of choda and chudai.

発音

• (英国発音) IPA: /tʃəʊd/
• (米国発音) IPA: /tʃoʊd/
• Homophone: chode
• 韻: -əʊd

名詞

choad (plural choads)

1. (vulgar, slang) A penis, especially one that is short and thick.
   • 1968, Robert Crumb, Zap Comix, volume 3, unnumbered page:

     What a find...a giant choad!

   • 1970±, S. Clay Wilson, as quoted by Blair Haworth, “Meaning of Choad? (and a Peter Jackson question)” (1993 August 11), alt.tasteless, Usenet

     Your choad veins are pulsing love songs

   • 1993 December 14, Steven Snedker, “Wanking 101 [long]”, alt.sex.masturbation, Usenet, as quoted by Richard J. McCunney (December 26)

     We all wank, sonny wiggles his willy, daddy plays with the meat in an orderly and rational way, and granddad's choad also delivers on a regular basis.

2. (vulgar, derogatory, slang) A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name.
   • 1985 February 28, Kevin Carosso, “VMS terminal I/O question”, fa-info.vax, Usenet via info-vax

     If you aren't the type of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log out, then the program has it's [sic.] other uses

   • 1992 October 12, “x3460afe” from maple.circa.ufl.edu, “sonic fags”, in alt.music.alternative (Usenet):

     sebadoh blew sonic youth off the stage, you stupid choad

   • 1997, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Philip Stark, “Pinkeye”, in South Park, season 1, episode 7:

     Stan: Oh man, I feel like a total choad.
     Cartman: Aw, come on Stan. Maybe that's just because you look like a total choad.

3. (slang, vulgar) The perineum.
   • 1997 May 31, Clay 3 Young, “"Choad" rhymes with "toad"...was Re: Sex without orgasms?”, in alt.gothic‎ (Usenet):

     One has to chuckle a bit at the sight of, in a single breath, getting borderline pedantic about the proper name for the region between anus and scrotum or vulva, and then using the term "thingy" ;)
     Referrence materials on hand at the moment, in all their general glory, would seem to point to either term being acceptable in casual conversation....as well as bring to mind hurried, husky whispers of "Push my choad."

   • 1999 June 11, Matthias, “Story: Hotel Alpha 1 (M/M) (Coll) (Con) - dinos1.txt [1/1]”, in alt.sex.stories.gay.moderated‎ (Usenet):

     Massaging a circle around Dennis's back, Greg said, "Everybody has four potential e-zones -- his nips, his balls, his butthole, his choad."
     "What's a choad?"
     Greg's pressed between Dennis's legs, and Dennis gasped, "Oh yeah, there."

   • 2012, Tyler Stoddard Smith, Whore Stories: A Revealing History of the World's Oldest Profession, Adams Media, published 2012, →ISBN, page 96:

     For the ladies, studies indicate that massaging the perineum with warm olive oil toward the end of the third trimester can reduce tearing and the need for an episiotomy. And yes, I'm referring to the pregnancy trimester, not the trimester where your proposal to major in "choad measuring" was declined by the biology department, the narrow-minded fools.

   • For more quotations using this term, see Citations:choad.

同意語

• (penis): see also Thesaurus:penis.
• (loser): see also Thesaurus:jerk or Thesaurus:git.
• (perineum): see also Thesaurus:perineum.

派生語

参照

• The Mavens' Word of the Day, 2000 May 31, Random House [3]

アナグラム

• ad hoc, ad-hoc, choda, Chado-