I'm boring.
I am boring.
This is trash to everyone but me.
I was lucky enough to escape unhurt.
No one cares for such a fright as I am.
I have no tolerance of cowards.
I know better than to quarrel.
I am not beautiful.
I couldn't get out of the predicament.
I am unfit for the post [unequal to the job].
I'm afraid you greatly overrate my good nature.
I'm a zero.