そんな奇妙なことってあるものかありはしない。の英語

Can such a strange thing be real?

Such a strange thing is not likely to happen.

That's a mystery.

I really can't account for it.

What, in the name of all that's wonderful, is this?

There is no such thing as a miracle.

It is prodigious―miraculous―nothing short of a miracle―Wonders will never cease.

Wonders will never cease.

I don't give a damn about it.

I've neither seen nor heard of such a thing.

I have neither seen nor heard of such a thing.

How very odd!

What a queer rigout!

Don't you think it would be meaningless to do this?

I'm not thinking about that kind of thing in the least bit.

a uniquely rare thing

Dear me! how wonderful!

I was unprepared for this.

It is the unexpected that happens.

I wouldn't dream of letting you do that.

used in answer to praise, apology, or thanks, not at all

Everything is novel to me.

It is always the unexpected that happens.

What a queer story!

What a strange story!

A strange thing happened last night.

What a revelation!

I'm afraid I am not at liberty to do that.

I know nothing of the matter.

I never thought of that.