こんなことが起こるなんて信じられない。誰か嘘だと言ってくれ！の英語

I can't believe that this is happening. Please tell me that it's a lie!

I think this is an excuse of a liar.

Never tell a lie!

Never tell a lie.

I don't want to lie to anymore.

Never tell a lie!

I am not having any of those lies.

The story is false on the face of it.

If you tell too many lies, people won't ever believe your words.

If you tell too many lies, people won't ever believe you.

A shameless liar speaks smilingly.

A shameless liar lies smilingly.

Just please don't tell any more lies.

I don't lie so I am telling the real deal.

I don't lie so I am telling the truth.

It is evident that the story is false

The story is evidently false

The story is false on the face of it.

That's just a lie.

He never tells lies.

He never tells a lie.

I know what's real and what isn't.

You should not tell a lie under any circumstances.

I don't want to lie anymore.

It's not a lie. It's an alternative truth.

Everything up till now feels like a lie to me.

You should not tell a lie under any circumstances―on any account―in any case―（他動詞構文にすれば）―No circumstances can justify a lie―Nothing can excuse a lie.

Whoever says so is liar.

Whoever says so is a liar.

Anyone who says so is a liar.