「それは何ですか」とお聞きしたら「自分で調べなさい」と言われてしまいました。の英語

When I inquired "what is that?" I was told, "go and find out for yourself."

"What are you talking about?" "You know perfectly well what I'm talking about."

“Tell me what happened yesterday."“What's it worth to you?"

“What is that noise?"—“What is that, indeed?"

I asked myself, "What do I want to do?"

"Why in the world would you do that?" the other asked.

“How did you know that?"“I heard it through Ken."

"You can know anything instantly ... if you Google it." "Google?"

"Is this really a natural expression?" "Let's ask Mr. Google."

"Can I help you?" "No, thank you. I'm just looking around."

It was the sort of weird car that made me want to blurt out, "what the heck is that?"

“Where is my wallet?”“How should I know?”

“Who saw it?"—“I did."

"May I help you?" "No, thank you. I'm just looking."

"Excuse me for asking, but are you Canadian?" "Yes I am. How did you know?"

I was asked, "You OK, kid?". I replied, "Fine."

I was asked, "You OK, kid?". I replied, "Fine."

"What happened last night?" "Nothing."

“Who's to try first?"—“Let's toss (up)."

“I heard a strange sound coming from this machine."“How long did it continue?"

"Ahhhh!" "What's with you all a sudden?" "Something fell."

“Someone left this message for you."—“I wonder who (it was)."

"My stomach hurts." "How come? Did you eat something strange?" "No idea."

If you carelessly ask, "Got a boyfriend?" she'll be put on her guard and say, "Why do you ask?"

"What shall I do?" I said to myself.

"What should I do?" I said to myself.

I tried writing in the "desu-masu" style, but I wonder if it's a bit too distant.

"Can I help you?" "No, thank you. I'm just looking around."

"Up to this point has been the official story, which Kirika also knows." "By which you mean there is also an unofficial?"

"Did you think that university would be like this?" "What do you mean 'like this'?" "Like an endless pit of boredom."