"What should we do with this unnatural English sentence of yours?" "Change it or delete it. Just make it work somehow."の英語

So, my message to everyone is, "If you start something, stick with it."

"Oh? If you're free get the cleaning done." "What's up with that? Don't order your brother around!"

"Is this really a natural expression?" "Let's ask Mr. Google."

“Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.”

"I wonder if I should buy this question book." "Even though you can't do them?" "Did you say something?"

"What will we do if we miss the last train?" "How about waiting until morning at an internet café or somewhere else?"

"If it's a light workout, OK." "Right, so will we allow crotch-kicking and eyeball crushing?"

"If it's a light workout, OK" "Right, so will we allow crotch-kicking and eyeball crushing?"

"What is she saying?" "You don't even know 'norito'?" "Norito?" "It's something like a Shinto spell."

"Eh? Is the tangent cosine divided by sine?" "Other way round!"

“Would you like to give us a brief comment on that?"“Sure."

"Isn't it about time you tried photographing people or something?" "Eh? Snapshots? I don't know ..."

"Going to the dry cleaners is such a pain, what should I do?" "If it is necessary you need to go!"

"If Tom doesn't come, what shall we do?" "What shall we do? We'll get it done somehow or another."

“I heard you've changed your job."“On the contrary, I'm still with the same company."

“Who's to try first?"—“Let's toss (up)."

"You're OK without your glasses?" "Ah, these are fake you see, I thought it might make me brainier..."

"What should I do if I miss the last train?" "If you aren't able to get back home then you can stay here."

"Is that a 1 or a 7?" "Neither. It's actually supposed to be a 2."

“We are just going."“Where to?"

"One of this and two of this, please." "Take-away?" "No, having here."

"Talking about 108, that's the number of worldly passions." "What worldly passions have you got then?" "I could say, but it'll get censored out."

“Someone left this message for you."—“I wonder who (it was)."

"How is it?" "Well, yes ... could be some signs of dehydration."

"How is it?" "Well, yes ... could be some signs of dehydration"

"Ehm", "Can I help you?" "Would you be able to take a picture with me?"

"Novels? I hate novels." Oh muse, forgive her blasphemy.

“May I take this home and finish it?"“Good."

"So, what do you like to do in your spare time?" "Oh, I draw and stuff."

I tried writing in the "desu-masu" style, but I wonder if it's a bit too distant.