"What's the difference between erotic and kinky?" "Erotic is when you use a feather and kinky is when you use a whole chicken."の英語

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky?" "Erotic is when you use a feather and kinky is when you use a whole chicken."

"Don't you ever feel like you want to kiss a girl?" "Not really. I just haven't really felt that sort of urge." "You mean that you're more into boys?" "That's not what I meant."

When I told her I'd never seen such a homely girl, she accused me of sexual harassment.

"A passionate kiss scene in a school corridor ... I've heard all about it!" "It wasn't passionate! That's an exaggeration..."

"What anthropoid would your girlfriend be most like?" "What a question... Well, um... An orangutan, I guess."

"It's right after yesterday so ... that is ... do your genitals hurt or ...?" "It still smarts a little but..."

"Despite appearances, you're a pervert." "I'm not a pervert. I'm a pure and innocent young girl." "Yeah, yeah, give me a break."

give a person a kiss [pat, ring, wink, reprimand]

"Asami was bawling that you had kissed Sanada so" "I didn't bawl!"

"Asami was bawling that you had kissed Sanada so" "I didn't bawl!"

Cats are like girls. If they talk to you it's great, but if you try to talk to them, it doesn't go so well.

"Let's see, you're ... er, um ... M-" "You're wrong from the first letter!!"

"Kai dear! I'm really sad! Having my first experience in this way." "Eh?" "Skip-ping-town."

“What is that noise?"—“What is that, indeed?"

"I'll never let myself be protected by a man" is what she said, but she seems to be perfectly fine letting herself get escorted around by a guy that she likes.

"Is Mary your girlfriend?" "No, we're just buddies." "Yeah, right, as if I've never seen the way you two hug each other!" "Don't you ever hug your friends?"

"Is Mary your girlfriend?" "No, we're mates." "Yeah, but I've seen how you two hug each other." "Don't you ever hug your friends?"

she always used `humankind' because `mankind' seemed to slight the women

This author doesn't understand at all what need would a man and a woman who can't be involved in a romantic relationship have of becoming friends.

This author doesn't understand at all why a man and a woman who can't become lovers would become friends.

In the end, "feminity" is something that a woman is naturally furnished with, there is no need to make any effort to show it, and it's a quality such that even if one were to make conscious efforts to hide it, it would lead to nothing.

"Do I really have that good a personality?" "Impossible. After all, there's this time as well, but in middle school you sold off girl's pants all over to bring in the money."

"Do I really have that good a personality?" "Impossible. After all, there's this time as well, but in middle school you sold off girl's pants all over to bring in the money."

I’m not saying you have to become totally ripped, but you should at least do some muscle training or you’ll probably end up bedridden before you know it.

It is a toss-up whether to drink sake or whiskey, too much of either results equally in drunken revelry.

It is a toss-up whether to drink sake or whiskey; too much of either results equally in drunken revelry.

"What should we do with this unnatural English sentence of yours?" "Change it or delete it. Just make it work somehow."

My parents don't like my girlfriend. They think that she's not good enough for me.

"When'd you go to sleep last night?" "4 o'clock." "What? What were you doing up so late?" "Talking on the phone with my ex-boyfriend."

"What? Are you doubting us?" "B-but, that is, suddenly 'spirit world', 'magical beings' - it's strange to ask me to believe."