「うっかり観覧車の中で脱糞してしまったわい」「もう，おじいちゃんったら」の英語

"I carelessly soiled myself on the Ferris wheel." "You're already an old man."

"What's up? Fidgeting like that" "Er, well, it looks like the elastic's gone in my pants."

"I'm soaked with sweat.' "Step back. You stink!"

"I have to go to the bathroom." "Me too." "We should've gone at the station."

"I had a dream where you fell off a skyscraper." "Whoa, don't be arbitrarily killing others now!"

“I didn't touch it."—“You did so!"

“Yikes, my battery’s nearly dead.” “You should have charged it overnight while you were sleeping.”

“Boy, the traffic was bad this morning."“You're telling me!"

"You don't get on well with your father?" "..." "Sorry, that was none of my business."

"I told you to wake me up at 7." "Sorry, I forgot."

“She drank the champagne I'd been saving,"—“Well, I mean to say!"

“Did you enjoy the play last night?"“No. It was just horrible!"

"We're a bit early, aren't we?" "Let's find a café or something and kill some time there."

"Can you smell something burning?" "Oh, I went and burnt the toast."

"Look! Thanks to you I'm getting dumped all the time." "Oh? Isn't it just because of your everyday behaviour?"

“You failed the test."—“So what?"

"Did you possibly not notice until just now?" "Er, well ... it was just so beyond my imagination that ..."

It was the sort of weird car that made me want to blurt out, "what the heck is that?"

"I hear you quit your job." "Actually, I got fired."

"Ah, the trailing group has arrived." "Oh no. They caught up with us while we were resting."

"Did you look in the fridge?" "No. Did you get me something?" "See for yourself."

"Kenji's in hospital?" "That's a real pisser..."

"My wonderful wife is so stingy that ..." "You boasting? Or complaining?"

He is not here.—Really!—Yes, he left a half hour ago..

"Dad, I'm hungry." "Hi, Hungry! I'm Dad."

"My wonderful wife is so stingy that ..." "You boasting? Or complaining?"

“You called me a fool."“Sorry, I take it back."

"Lemme see your painting, Manaka." "Must you? It's embarrassing!"

"Tom is seriously getting on my nerves, I want to beat him to death." "Hey! Don't say such bad things."

"Ryu, I can't seeee!" "Naturally, that's because I'm covering your eyes."