My dad keeps on telling bad jokes like: "Are you tired of going to Akita?".の英語

"Is your friend an idiot or what?" asked the father.

"Is your young friend an idiot or what?" asked the father.

"What's up? Fidgeting around in front of the house." "Um ... I was waiting for you to come back."

We can't take you anywhere!

"They're stupid children, what a nuisance", she said. I replied praising them: "What are you saying, They're both smart, with a good memory and a promising future"

It's written abazure (bitch). Surely this must mean a slut?

"How was Grandpa?" "Not great. But apparently when his doctor asked him to grab their hand he held it quite firmly, so he seems to at least understand what is being said to him. I just wish he'd return to normal though."

"How's Grandpops?" "Not so good. But when the doctor told him to squeeze her hand, he seemed to do it, as if he understood what she told him. I hope he gets well soon."

"Aki's off school today?" "It seems her cold got worse."

When I braced myself and said, "I'm pregnant" he said "Are you saying it's mine?"

"You need to return home soon.", "huh, just give me a little more time to play!", "Sorry, but if we are late I will get scolded by your mama"

"Let me ask you something, Dad," she began, in a tone of patiently controlled exasperation that every experienced parent is familiar with.

"My wonderful wife is so stingy that ..." "You boasting? Or complaining?"

"My wonderful wife is so stingy that ..." "You boasting? Or complaining?"

Please do not take it amiss, for I say this out of kindness.

"Now that I think of it, where's Tanimoto?" "Playing the lone wolf, as always."

When I braced myself and said, "I'm pregnant" he said "Are you saying it's mine?"

I need someone to hug me and tell me everything is going to be OK.

"I want a house to keep me warm," he said.

"Now and then I think of divorcing him." "You must be kidding!"

"I'm too old to be playing with bugs," said the boy.

"I'm getting too old to be playing with bugs", said the boy.

I'm too old to be playing with bugs said the boy.

"Hey, did you know? Mr. Tanaka is getting married!" "Really?? When?" "I think the wedding is next week."

You might at least have said, "Thank you", when someone helped you.

"Excuse me," Ann broke in.

"Excuse me", Ann broke in.

"Why is that kid laughing so hard?" "Because of something weird you said."

"It's high time you took a vacation," Jim's boss said to him.

"It's a good time for you to take a vacation," the boss said to Jim.