お酒を飲んだ後の記憶がすっぽりと抜けているんだよ。どうして俺の部屋に知らないおっさんが寝てるんだ？の英語

I have absolutely no clue what happened after I got drunk. Why is there some old dude sleeping in my room?

"I went drinking with one of my boyfriend's friends, and now he's furious at me." "Was this friend a guy or a girl?" "A guy, obviously. Why would I go drinking with his female friends?" "Yeah, you're right." "His name is Tom. He's really hot, and I really want to go drinking with him again."

Who gave you such a rough time, and where? I'll beat him black and blue for you.

If she continues to live with a man she doesn't love for his money, the day will come when she will be utterly frustrated and between the devil and the deep blue sea.

If she continues to live with a man she doesn't love for his money, the day will come when she will despair and be in dire straits.

He's always quiet at first, but when he's had a few drinks he'll show himself in his true colors, saying bad things about [《口語》 bad‐mouthing] everybody again.

I came to know the man who is now my husband through e-mail; from an acquaintanceship started in that odd way, before a month had passed, we found ourselves resolving to get married.

I came to know the man who is now my husband through email; from an acquaintanceship started in that odd way before a month had passed we found ourselves resolving to get married.

Japanese will knock to see whether a stall is occupied, while Americans will look underneath the door.

Isn't my boyfriend terrible? He always takes me to see horror movies, even though he knows I don't like them. I hate it.

Stop joking around! We waven't just met here by mere coincidence. You've been following me in secret all this time because you suspected me.

When I tried to speak to her, I always found myself too shy to do more than stammer or say something stupid.

She said, "It's not funny! How would you like it if someone did that to you - what would you do?"

I never want to see his face again, so I tore all of his pictures into pieces and burned them.

The more time you spend talking about what you do, the less time you have to do it.

"It is when you overcome that, that a boy becomes something-something" "If you're trying to say something important sounding keep talking right to the end!"

It is a toss-up whether to drink sake or whiskey, too much of either results equally in drunken revelry.

It is a toss-up whether to drink sake or whiskey; too much of either results equally in drunken revelry.

"When'd you go to sleep last night?" "4 o'clock." "What? What were you doing up so late?" "Talking on the phone with my ex-boyfriend."

Even though I knew my father would get mad at me, I decided to go on dating her regardless [and damn the consequences].

This author doesn't understand at all what need would a man and a woman who can't be involved in a romantic relationship have of becoming friends.

This author doesn't understand at all why a man and a woman who can't become lovers would become friends.

You were always a perfect 'superhuman' to an infuriating extent, and so that 'habit' was actually one of your cute, or rather charming, attributes.

You were always a perfect 'super human' to an infuriating extent. And so that 'habit' actually was one of your cute ... or rather charm points.

A man who angers easily should learn to count to ten - it calms trouble like pouring oil on troubled waters.

You think someone coarser than you is "crude", and someone higher class than you to be "putting on airs".

This author doesn't understand at all what need would a man and a woman who can't be involved in a romantic relationship have of becoming friends.

This author doesn't understand at all why a man and a woman who can't become lovers would become friends.

Just before the wedding, the drunken father shouted at the groom: "I won't hand out my daughter to some stranger!"

"Despite appearances, you're a pervert." "I'm not a pervert. I'm a pure and innocent young girl." "Yeah, yeah, give me a break."