「今日ね、トムの妹に会ったんだ」「へえ、どんな人だった？」「んーと、メアリーとアリスを足して2で割ったみたいな感じ」の英語

"Why don't you tell me that you love me, Tom?" "And why don't you tell me that you love me, Mary?"

Mary tried turning Tom into a squirrel using a magic formula she found in one of her grandma's books, but nothing happened.

"Is Tom there right now?" "He is. Do you want to talk with him?" "Yes, please." "Sure thing, please wait a moment. Tom, Mary says she wants to talk to you."

"Although Tom and Mary are living together, they are only friends." "How do you know that they're only friends?" "Because they're both in relationships with different people." "Huh? That can't be ideal. If I were her, I'd hate it."

"Let's play house. I'm the mom, and John's the dad. Mary and Alice will be the kids." "What about me?" "Tom, why don't you be...a cat?" "I'm a cat?"

"Hey Mary, you like Tom, don't you?" "Ah! How do you know that?" "It's written all over your face."

"Is that you, Tom?" "Mary, it's been so long! 3 years, right?" "Has it really already been that long? Have you been doing ok?" "Yeah, as ever."

"Sorry, I overslept" "Again?, I have already gotten tired of hearing your excuses" "Sorry. Surely there are times where you aren't able to get up though?" "No."

"Hey, what happened in the final episode of 'Tom and Mary'?" "They broke up, in the end. It was really bittersweet." "Oh my! And after being so deeply in love!"

"What did you think of Tom?" "He's got a nice voice." "Just a nice voice?" "Well, his face is nothing special, right?" "Really! I think he's pretty good looking."

"What do you think of Tom?" "His voice is cool isn't it" "Just his voice?" "Don't you think his face is just normal?" "Uh- I think it's cool though."

"Dad, come play tag with the two of us. You're it." "Grrr, where are the naughty kids? I'm gonna catch them and eat them up. Aha, gotcha!" "Ahh! Don't eat me, I'm too skinny! Mary tastes better!" "Tom, you traitor!"

"Just close your eyes," whispered Tom, and when Mary closed her eyes, he kissed her softly on the lips.

"Tom, I have to tell you something. I love someone. His name starts with TO and ends with M." "Er, who would that be? Is it someone I know?"

"Tom, I have to tell you something. I love someone. His name starts with T and ends with M." "Er, who would that be? Is it someone I know?"

When Tom and Mary got married, he was 42 years old, and she was half his age. How old will Tom be when Mary reaches two-thirds his age?

It took Tom every ounce of courage he had to admit to Mary that he had once been part of a terrorist group.

Mary was taking a long time in the bathroom, so Tom went to the backyard to water the plants.

It's nice that Tom and Mary are so lovey-dovey with each other, I'm just sick of hearing them go on and on about each other, to be honest.

"Tom!" "Mary has come! Since when have you been here?" "Since about an hour ago" "Really? I didn't notice at all."

Tom likes Mary, but Mary likes John. To make matters even more interesting, John likes Alice, but Alice likes Tom.

"Tom, say that you love me." "Wh-, what?" "Say that you love me." "Why?" "Just do it." "....I love you." "Thanks." "What was that all about?" "Nothing. Don't worry about it."

"Why are you here?" "I was just going to ask you the same thing." "Well, Tom told me he had something to give me, so I came here." "Me too." "Oh, so this is Tom's doing."

"Oh Tom, you big, strong man! Come here and kiss me!" "I'm sorry! I'm married!"

Tom was worried that Mary's words were indirectly aimed at him, but in truth she was only talking about herself in a self-depreciating manner.

Tom keeps referring to me as "omae" when he is drunk, but I want him to stop. I'm not his girlfriend.

"When I asked to go out drinking with some friends, did you not say that it was fine? So why are you so angry? You're contradicting yourself." "Not at all! You never said that you were going to be drinking with men!" "That's because Tom is just a friend, and I know that if I said I was going with him then you'd have said no."

After her first date with Tom, Mary was distracted all day, couldn't concentrate on her classes and didn't feel hungry.

I've heard that you should never date anyone who is less than half your age plus seven. Tom is now 30 years old and Mary is 17. How many years will Tom need to wait until he can start dating Mary?

"Do you think Tom will be able to write love letters in French?" "Why do you ask?" "He's in love with Marie-Emmanuelle." "Perhaps you’re jealous?" "Yes, I am! Is something going on?