「警察だ。ちょっと署まで来てもらおうか」「な、なんで？」「こんな街中でドンパチやって罪にならないわけないだろうが！！」の英語

"This is the police. Would you mind coming down to the station?" "W-why?" "You can't think it's not a crime to go shooting guns off in the middle of town?!"

"Police. Would you mind coming down to the station?" "W-why?" "You can't think it's not a crime to go shooting guns off in the middle of town?!"

"I just ran into a friend today who had transferred schools a while back." "Cool!" "Yeah. Then, we talked about movies, and they suggested we go watch one sometime soon. Is that OK?" "Sure! But, is this friend a boy or a girl?" "....."

"Hey! It's dangerous to run here." "Eh? ... A-a-Aaah!!" "Oh dear, what did I tell you?"

At that time, bicycles were just starting to get popular and, here and there, there were many unskilled beginners who ran into people and broke through their hedges.

"Hey! It's dangerous to run here." "Eh? ... A-a-Aaah!!" "Oh dear, what did I tell you?"

"Eep, my shirt's on backward! Hold on, you already knew, didn't you? Why didn't you tell me? I literally just gave a big lecture looking like this!" "Well, they say ignorance is bliss. I just figured it'd be best if I didn't say anything."

"What happened to your nose?" "When I was backing my car up I went to check behind me, convinced that the car window was open, and bashed my face into it!"

"I got angry again today" "hmph" "They said some very weird things again, are you listening?"

"Welcome home. The bath is ready for you." "I'm feeling hungry, so is it ok if I eat something beforehand?" "No, don't touch a thing! Get to the bathroom." "Hey, you don't have to treat me like a germ you know." "But do you think I can help it with the current state of the world? Please hurry up. Oh, and don't forget to leave the window open after you get out of the bath."

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

A man with a knife entered the school grounds, killed seven second graders and one first grader, and wounded many others.

"Your work has been causing a lot of complaints from customers; I'm ordering you to leave immediately." "Oh, up yours! I didn't want to work here in the first place."

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

Go ahead! Make my day!

"Shall we go for a glass of wine somewhere?" "I've got to go home. My husband and children are waiting to have their dinner with me."

"Is the supermarket open tonight?" "Yes, it is open on Saturdays from 8:00 am to 9:00 pm."

"You speak Spanish at home, and English at school, right?" "Right." "What about when you play basketball with your friends? Do you speak English or Spanish?" "English. My friends understand Spanish a bit, but all they know how to say is swear words."

"I think I forgot to put money in my wallet." "Huh?" "I still have my cards, though...Ah, I don't have my wallet. I must've forgot it. Oh well." "You meant to leech from the start, didn't you?" "No, no, I actually forgot it."

"Your work has been causing a lot of complaints from customers; I'm ordering you to leave immediately." "Oh, up yours! I didn't want to work here in the first place."

When I went to the dentist, he told me to raise my hand whenever it hurt, but when I did he waved me off and told me to hang on a minute. So what was the point of him telling me that earlier?

The speeding vehicle skidded and crashed head-on into the rear end of a truck before the driver could say Jack Robinson.

The speeding vehicle skidded and crashed head-on into the rear-end of a truck before the driver could say Jack Robinson.

"I know, right? The least they could do is put one on the second floor, too...Wait a mo! Why are you following me!?" "The 'why' is pretty obvious, don't you think? We're going to the bathroom together."

"That's right. At the least I wish they'd add one to the first floor as well ... Wait a mo! Why are you here!?" "'Why' is obvious isn't it? It's so we can go to the toilet together."

It was bad enough that he usually came to work late, but coming in drunk was the last straw, and I'm going to have to let him go.

"Where's that spanner you were using yesterday?" "It was here earlier. Have you asked Mary? Maybe she's got it."

"Where's the wrench that you were using yesterday?" "It was there earlier. Have you asked Mary? Maybe she has it."

"Mmmmn ... maybe I'll have a hair of the dog." "Whoa, hold up a mo! Here, I cooked roast fish for this morning. You ought to be able to eat this OK."

But, one day, on their way back from a bank robbery, they are attacked by four masked men and their stolen money is stolen from them.