"Cows give us milk, and chickens give us eggs." "Actually, neither cows nor chickens give us anything. We take it without their consent."とは 意味・読み方・使い方

People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.

Sauce [What's sauce] for the goose is sauce for the gander.

How does it happen that you were not eaten up with all those hundreds and trillions of cats?

"Oh let's!" said the little black rabbit and with a hop, skip, and a jump, he sailed right over the little white rabbit's back.

"Hey, you know, the canned food you bought is meant for cats, not for humans." "Really? This is cat food?" "Yup"

The chicks hatched in April have also become 5 months old. Their bodies are about the same size as their parents, about the only difference is that the roosters have smaller crests than their father.

For example, if a chain-smoking teacher cautions a pupil for smoking, that warning is self-contradictory.

The various animals started going, "Woof, woof!" and "Meow, meow!" and "Cock-a-doodle-doo!"

A man from Chiba Prefecture shouted, “I’ll eat broccoli and take out the garbage, so let me have half of the love you give our dog!”

When people come to their front door, the children shout, "Trick or treat!"

She was, unlike her daughter, of small stature and her body was fat on the sides. It was as if a human head had been fitted unto the body of a pig.

"Who do you belong to?" Wrapped around his feet was a small cat. It was a fluffy grey striped cat.

"Aww, what a cute puppy. What's his name?" "Pochi." "Hey, Pochi! Shake. Shake!" "He doesn't know how to shake hands yet." "Oh. Can I try hugging him?" "Sure."

"No, not so much. At most comparing sizes, telling dirty stories." "Sizes of what?" "Of 'that'."

The monkey, who came from the mountain to play in the village, picked up a red candle. There aren't many red candles. So the monkey thought of it as a firework. He brought it back to the mountain with care.

It’s setsubun today, and we scatter beans to drive away evil spirits. After that, we pray for good health while eating as many beans as our age.

Accordingly, Anpanman's head is made of ampan, a bread filled with sweet bean paste, and Anpanman gives his head to anyone in need of food.

Every day grandfather and grandmother gave the kitten plenty of milk, and soon the kitten grew nice and plump.

Every day grandfather and grandmother gave the kitten plenty of milk and soon the kitten grew nice and plump.

One of the twins is a female cub born at 5:35 a.m. and the other is a male cub born at 6:49 a.m.

"I just wish that I could be with you forever and always," replied the little black rabbit.

"Mom, I bought Grandpa's training pants." "Not 'training pants'. 'Rehab pants'." "???" "Training pants are for babies. Rehab pants are for adults." "Got it."

Then one day the boy came to the tree and the tree said, "Come, Boy, come and climb up my trunk and swing from my branches and eat apples and play in my shade and be happy."

First they think that they will escape (although no smoker escapes at least the short-term effects).

At first they think they won't come to harm, although no smoker escapes at least the short-term effects.

Although we eat eel all year round, it helps to beat the heat in summer. Eel contains lots of vitamins and protein.

"Who put the mosquito coil here?" "That was me." "It's senseless to put it behind the curtain. The curtain will flutter with the wind, and if it catches the heat then it'll cause a fire."

"Is it ok if I ask a stupid question? Can you read this? korona... uzu? nabe? or something else?" "koronaka" "Ah, ka" "I think you should be watching more TV."

He said that his previous dentist told him that he'd remove nicotine stains if he stopped smoking.

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky?" "Erotic is when you use a feather and kinky is when you use a whole chicken."