「百八といえば煩悩の数だ」「お兄ちゃんはどんな煩悩があるの？」「言ってもいいが、検閲削除になるぞ」の英語

"Talking about 108, that's the number of worldly passions." "What worldly passions have you got then?" "I could say, but it'll get censored out."

November 15th is the seven-five-three festival, when parents with boys of five, girls of seven and either boys or girls of three celebrate their children's maturation, dress them in gay clothes and take them to shrines where they pray for their children's future.

Kinako, an 8-year-old female Labrador retriever, officially started working as a police dog for the Kagawa Prefectural Police on Jan. 6.

My grandson has a kitten. The kitten has white and black fur and greenish eyes. My grandson loves playing with it. He named it Vivi. Vivi is beautiful. It is our pet.

Kareishu is a special smell that comes as old people age. Popular expressions such as: "Ossan kusai" or "Oyaji kusai" (smelly old man) refer to this smell.

"Aww, what a cute baby. What's her name?" "Rina." "Hey Rina, peek-a-boo! Look, she smiled. Can I hold her?" "Sure."

One morning, as the fox cub was making to leave the den, she suddenly called out "Ah!" and ran tripping and tumbling back to her mother, a paw pressed over one eye. "Mommy, something's got into my eye! Get it out, get it out!"

"Something happy happened today." "What was it?" "It's a secret." "Huh? Didn't you want me to ask you?" "Yeah."

For example, if a chain-smoking teacher cautions a pupil for smoking, that warning is self-contradictory.

"Ah, this is my idiot son Takashi" "Eh-er, yes. (The late) Takashi, right?" "Fuusy, he isn't dead yet! Probably."

"Is it ok if I ask a stupid question? Can you read this? korona... uzu? nabe? or something else?" "koronaka" "Ah, ka" "I think you should be watching more TV."

Nobita is someone who can bestow happiness upon others and shoulder their misfortunes. That is, for a human, an extremely valuable trait. He'll probably make you happy, too.

How does it happen that you were not eaten up with all those hundreds and trillions of cats?

"How d'ya write 'Himari'?" "Uh, the second character in 'sun,' and then the character that goes 'man.' Y'know, like ten thousand, twenty thousand and so on. Then the 'ri' part is the 'ri' with a grass radical." "'Ri' with a grass radical?" "Yeah, with the grain stalk radical and the sword part on the right" "Oh! From Jasmine!" "Jasmine?" "Nothing. Don't worry about it."

Last November, Kinako passed the police dog exam on her seventh try, after failing six times in a row.

"Do you know why Yumi is off work today?" "Ah, it seems her cat ran away from home." Huh? Is it ok for her to do that?" "Of course, it's her paid leave. There were some documents I was going to ask her for, so I'll need you to get them by the end of the day." "Alright."

"Er, Karin ..., shouldn't we call it a night soon?" "No! No quitting while ahead! Next time I'll win for sure!"

A man from Chiba Prefecture shouted, “I’ll eat broccoli and take out the garbage, so let me have half of the love you give our dog!”

Next, we clean out the insides of the turkey with water, wipe the turkey dry and rub in salt, pepper and thyme.

One of the officers says, “It’s a cowardly act to aim at women. I’ll throw the purse snatcher down if we can catch him.”

"Who do you belong to?" Wrapped around his feet was a small cat. It was a fluffy grey striped cat.

I fall back dazzled at beholding myself all rosy red, / At having, I myself, caused the sun to rise.- `Chanticler' by Rostand

One of the twins is a female cub born at 5:35 a.m. and the other is a male cub born at 6:49 a.m.

“I'll buy her a pearl necklace!"—“That's all very well [It's all very well to say that], but where will you get the money?"

First they think that they will escape (although no smoker escapes at least the short-term effects).

At first they think they won't come to harm, although no smoker escapes at least the short-term effects.

"'Fox's wedding'." "Er ...?" "Today, with an 81 percent likelihood, it will be clear skies but, depending on location, there will be sun showers."

Mai wants to be a witch herself, and Grandma gives her some tips on how to be a witch.

"Has Ayumi pretended to be ill before?" "Not when she was a child, but since becoming a working adult she has done it a few times."

People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.